Quotable: tattletale

We've hit a new phase... the tattletale. Oliver and Lucius seem to spend every other sentance telling us tattletales about the brother that did something wrong. Typically it's "he hit me" "he took that from me" "I had it first!" blah, blah, blah .

My favorite tattletales at the moment are (both from Oliver): 

{1} "DAD! Lucius isn't smiling when I say {fill in the blank}."

We made some reply "he doesn't have to, that's okay, walk away, etc"
To which he stated "But he's not giving me happiness!"


Also: {2} while playing with the neighbor girl, she did something he didn't like and he yelled out

"but...but...but she's breaking my heart"