Quotable

This morning Oliver was riding the tricycle around the house and I overheard this running commentary going all the while:

"First I stop at the truck store and they don't have any trucks, then I stopped at Margaret's house and they didn't have any Margarets, I'm going to stop at the Farmer's Market but they didn't have any Farmers. Now I'm going to stop at the drug store and they don't have any drugs." 

Apparently all the imaginary stores were cleaned out after their Black Friday sales!


Another fun random quote was a conversation Oliver and I had in the car after school last Tuesday.

O: "I don't know what Dana is... a girl or a kid. Is Dana a child?"
M: "She's your Auntie"
O: "My auntie?! Why is she my Auntie?
M: "She's your Aunt."
O: "Okay... Well... I'm going to call her Policeman."